I AM in shape. Round is a shape .
I’ve reached the age where just hauling my fat around is considered a workout.
When she signed up for the exercise class, they told her to wear loose clothing. “Who do you think you’re kidding?” she said. “If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn’t be taking the class!.”
It is no accident the STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.
When dieting remember this: What is on the table eventually becomes what is on the chair.
I wouldn’t call myself fat…Let’s just say…NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER!
IT”S BAD TO SUPRESS LAUGHTER…IT GOES BACK DOWN AND SPREADS TO YOUR HIPS!
(These delightful quips are from Barbara Johnson’s book, Humor Me.)
Hello, my name is Everly. I am a blogger living in New York. This is my blog, where I post about interior design and decoration. Never miss out on new stuff.
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